I’ve been really unmotivated to write much of anything since I got home, both because I am lazy, and because I don’t really have anything entertaining to write since I don’t work for the police anymore.
However, my new job at the MTC provides a fair amount of entertainment, too. The other day I went to IKEA with my sister and bought a weird Swedish water bottle that looks strangely like a shampoo bottle. At work the next day, my missionaries asked me why I was drinking shampoo.
“It’s okay, Sister Poulson,” one of the missionaries told me. “I drink Windex. It keeps me from streaking.”