What Happens in Vegas…Gets Blogged

Bebe and I shook “the dust of this crummy ol’ town off our feet and saw the world” this weekend.

There was a brief run-in with the law, but I got off with a warning. Wasn’t even my fault, I’m tellin’ you.

Next up, a stop in the Jurassic Era. We brought back a dino friend who wrecked havoc on the 21st century.

Then off to New York, New York: the city so nice they named it twice. We saw all of the main sites like the Statue of Liberty and Empire State Building.

Florida: Land of palm trees and flamingos.

Hispaniola with Robert Louis Stevenson.

Then to Paris to see the Eiffel Tower and…

…the Arc de Triomphe.

Back to the American South for Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

Off to Ancient Egypt to see the Pyramids. Shame we didn’t run into Nefertiti or King Tut.

And we couldn’t forget to stop off in Liverpool, England to see our dear friends John, Paul, Ringo, and George.

Went shopping at Gucci, Prada, Louis Vitton, & Tiffany’s. You know, all of our favorites. (Ha.)

Let’s not forget the diamond mines of southern Africa.

Then to Jerusalem, maybe. We couldn’t really tell where we were.

Hawaii, to sip drinks with umbrellas in them and enjoy to shade of coconut trees.

And, of course, we had to stop of at Sturgis to show off our leather and new tats.

One of the oceans we sailed on.

Then to Ancient Rome to say hi to Augustus. We introduced him to the revolutionary invention: the apostrophe. He is currently commissioning a new sign to include one.

We couldn’t travel the world without going to Sweden for a stop at H&M. There was a shocking lack of meatballs.

Brief stay in Florence to see Michelangelo’s David.

And then to the vineyards of the Italian countryside.

A Chinese New Year celebration.

Jellyfish in the Australian Reef.

Next, Canada to see Celine…or maybe just her back.

We didn’t stay in Kansas long. There were too many tornadoes.

We even made to to Antarctica. Look at that frozen tundra!

Zarahemla! Don’t worry, we said hi to Moroni for you. He played us a song.

We couldn’t get on Jeopardy, so we settled for Wheel of Fortune. Vanna White let us take her job for a bit.

Whoever says there is no life on other planets has clearly never seen UFOs like we have.

Back in France, we saw Belle, the Beast, and his rose.

We even tried intergalactic travel.

Again in Italy. This time: Venice.

Back in America, we went to the Kentucky Speedway for a Nascar race.

Disneyland!

My boyfriend got a little sunburned from the Sahara.

And how could we NOT stop in Russia?!

Monaco. Wanted to say to Grace Kelly.

Quite the adventure, says I. It’s really amazing that we fit it all in. What did you do with your three day weekend?

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3 Responses to What Happens in Vegas…Gets Blogged

  1. Shelby says:

    yes bravo!!! haha i couldnt stop laughing.:)pefection

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  2. Rachel Dell says:

    That looks like it was TONS OF FUN!!! also i like your george bailey reference. as you know he and i are destined to be together. i’m glad you had fun this weekend. i had a birthday. which i like to think is better.

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