Pete and I like to plan for our futures. Not short term, but eternally. You see, we’d like to know that we’re all set up for a pretty rockin’ afterlife, so we’ve begun to plan our heavenly neighborhood, our Celestial Cul-De-Sac, if you will.
So far, our Angel Avenue includes me, Pete, and our recently engaged friends, Mary and Gabriel (with names like those, where else would they spend the eternities?). Currently under consideration: Button, J. Golden Kimball, Abraham, and Moses. We have pretty high standards.
With company like this lined up, I can hardly wait to get there. In the meantime, we’ve compiled a list of people we’d like to someday be in a rest home with. I believe we’ll look something like this: