Unlike C., I don’t write much about my opinions on parenting and what my future children will hopefully be like, and such. Don’t be decieved though; I have strong opinions.
Although I have all sorts of plans of how to mold my offspring into perfect little angels, let’s be honest: they’ll have me for a mother and that might make them a little bit whacked. What, with Soviet propaganda on the walls and my off-kilter sense of humor, they’ll be blessed to make it to 18 mentally stable.
My influence on my own future children might come back to haunt me someday. When I saw this video, I immediately pictured my children pulling a stunt like this. Heaven help me.
(I apologize for the one swear word. I’m warning you ahead of time.)