You are, at this moment, reading my blog.
Allow me to suggest a number of activities that would be more worth your time and intelligence:
Take a nap.
Go for a walk.
Write a letter to your grandma.
Watch an entire season of 30 Rock.
Make a list of things you want to do before you are , , .
Consider what name you would want, were you to go into the witness protection program.
Think of all the ways punctuation blesses our lives.
Learn to spell a word you can’t spell.
Build a doghouse.
Take another nap.
Find a use for all those pointless objects in your junk drawer.
Clean out your car.
Make a budget (and then throw it away, because (let’s be honest) you probably won’t stick to it.
Think about what you wanted to be when you grew up, why you aren’t that thing, and whether or not you like your current job better.
Alphabetize your DVD collection.
Tell your [roommate], [boyfriend/girlfriend], [spouse], [friend], [mild acquaintance] why you love him/her.
Make a playlist of songs that remind you of a certain time in your life.
Draw a picture of a rhinoceros, even if you don’t think you can.
Take a shower.
Watch an episode of M*A*S*H.
Make mashed potatoes (and then throw then away because mashed potatoes are gross).
Take a mugshot of yourself and think about what it would be like to be running from the law.
Watch The Fugitive.
I hope all of these suggestion were helpful.
And secretly, I hope you don’t do them instead of reading this. Because, I like it when people read this.
PS – Here’s a laugh for the day. You should have more than one laugh though, methinks.